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Jim and His trusty Pegasus!

MOA,s and Wake Turbulence

 

            The night was long as I tossed and turned with visions of the first flight of the year coming up.  Finally dawn had arrived and I get up check the weather, it is good to go.  I garb my flight gear and out the door a stop at McDonalds for a bite and coffee.   As I am driving to the field I make a mental flight plan.  Just a short hop will do for now.

            I arrive t the field no one is around it’s no wonder being 38 degrees.  I drag the trike out and fuel up.  Then go thru a check-list, I have been inspecting things all winter  so I would be ready.  I can hardly wait for the engine to sound off.  I suit up one final walk around, a quick review of my “flight plan”.  I am only  going around the pattern and over the hill.

            I pull the starter cord prime the engine she starts on the second pull.  A warm up check instruments, radio and GPS.  Taxi out check the pattern all clear full power and off I go.  Around the pattern feels good, then over the hill the feeling gets even better.  Now I think I’ll just extend my flight.  Soon I get “air drunk” and hypothermia set in.

            I stray into an MOA and just as suddenly two F-18 Hornets buzz the top on my king post.  Suddenly I am tossed about and am fighting for control.  I try but cannot control the trike, exhausted I am just about to give up and get ready to accept my fate.  About this time I find my speed increasing and no longer have control as I am caught in draft behind the jets.  Wow this is just like the Daytona 500!

            Now I am going along for the ride of my life.  We have headed out to the coast and are skimming the water.  I look at my airspeed 60 mph in the vacuum, but the GPS ground speed is 600 KTS!  at only 100 ft AGL ( actually water).  Everything is a blue blur to the left and a brown blur right.

            After about 2 hrs the jets begin to gain attitude up to 1500 ft and slow I see a huge airfield ahead and PALM TREES.  Then I recognize the airfield.  Being an old Navy flier I know it’s Jacksonville Florida.  Just then the turbulence returns and I fight the control bar getting tossed out of the draft at 220 mph I pray the trike stays together.  Thank you Pegasus, we are still a mass of fabric and metal.  At that time the engine quits, out of gas!

            I see a same clearing below and begin a glide towards it, threading my trike between the palms I land.  Getting out I kiss the earth (like a few times before).  I see no one.  Sure is hot here with my OZ flight suit, I shed the suit.  Then I hear from the bushes “You got to take more than that off”.  Looking I see several men and women emerging from the bushes, all NAKED!  I have landed in a nudist colony.

 

            To be continued........... Click here to read the conclusion

 

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